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Friday, September 20, 2013

Bill Gates Interview ...............

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.
One candidate is our ramasamy.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming.
Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

ramasamy says to himself,
'I do not know JAVA, but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more
than 100 people may leave.


2000 people leave the room.


ramasamy says to himself
'I never managed anybody by
myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can
happen to me ?' So he stays.


Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may
leave.

500 people leave the room.

ramasamy says to himself,

'I left school at 15, but what
have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly,
Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat
to leave.

498 people leave the room.

ramasamy says to himself,

'I do not speak one word of
Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays
and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else
has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said
'Apparently you are the only
two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to
hear you have a conversation together in that
language.'
Calmly, ramasamy turns to the other candidate and says
' endha ooru ? '

The other candidate answers.
' Madurai pakkam '
anga nikiran thamizhan JJJ